All Cool Names - MSN Names

Our name says it all. We've got all the cool MSN screen names / quotes you could ever want. Enjoy!

Cool MSN name #1: I'm out of my mind, I'll be back in five minutes.
Cool MSN name #2: Unite against togetherness!
Cool MSN name #3: Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin'.
Cool MSN name #4: No fear! (NAME) is here!
Cool MSN name #5: I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
Cool MSN name #6: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Cool MSN name #7: What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
Cool MSN name #8: I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Cool MSN name #9: Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Cool MSN name #10: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Cool MSN name #11: I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
Cool MSN name #12: If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Cool MSN name #13: Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Cool MSN name #14: When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Cool MSN name #15: Gravity always wins.
Cool MSN name #16: There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise.
Cool MSN name #17: Buy land, they have quit making it!
Cool MSN name #18: I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
Cool MSN name #19: Statistics are used by people who have no proof.
Cool MSN name #20: Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet.
Cool MSN name #21: You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
Cool MSN name #22: If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you.
Cool MSN name #23: In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
Cool MSN name #24: Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Cool MSN name#25: In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?

Funny MSN screen name #1: You're unique, just like everyone else...
Funny MSN screen name #2: Everybody has the right to be stupid but you're breaking the rules!
Funny MSN screen name #3: Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Funny MSN screen name #4: Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus.
Funny MSN screen name #5: Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Funny MSN screen name #6: The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
Funny MSN screen name #7: If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
Funny MSN screen name #8: One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Funny MSN screen name #9: I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
Funny MSN screen name #10: I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
Funny MSN screen name #11: You and the bank own a very lovely home.
Funny MSN screen name #12: I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
Funny MSN screen name #13: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Funny MSN screen name #14: Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Funny MSN screen name #15: You don't buy the drink, you only rent it.
Funny MSN screen name #16: Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Funny MSN screen name #17: On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Funny MSN screen name #18: He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
Funny MSN screen name #19: I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
Funny MSN screen name #20: That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
Funny MSN screen name #21: I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea.
Funny MSN screen name #22: First law of science: don't spit into the wind.
Funny MSN screen name #23: If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
Funny MSN screen name #24: An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
Funny MSN screen name #25: Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Love MSN nickname #1: The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU,
Love MSN nickname #3: 2 good 2 be 4 gotten.
Love MSN nickname #4: To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world.
Love MSN nickname #5: Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Love MSN nickname #6: Love is when u don't want to go to sleep cuz reality is better than a dream.
Love MSN nickname #7: Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again?
Love MSN nickname #8: I'm loved by some, hated by plenty, but wanted by many.
Love MSN nickname #9: If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Love MSN nickname #10: Stupid cupid... stop pickin on me!
Love MSN nickname #11: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
Love MSN nickname #12: Love is like war..:: Easy To Start.. Difficult To End..And.. Impossible To Forget..!!
Love MSN nickname #13: Love Is More Than Just A Kiss.
Love MSN nickname #14: Be smart, be clever put me in your heart for ever.
Love MSN nickname #15: Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.
Love MSN nickname #16: Love is a Feeling that Lasts Forever...

ASCII MSN name #1: (*)ÇÄT§ HÄV£ 9 LÏV£§, P£ÖPL£ HÄV£ 1, M£§§ WÏTH (NÄM£) & Ü'LL HÄV£ NÖN£!(*):P
ASCII MSN name #2: (L)(F)(¨`v´¨)Äll ï wäñt ï§ ëvë®ÿthïñg(¨`v´¨)(F)(L)
ASCII MSN name #3: (L)ßäßÿ ßäßÿ ü §täÿ öñ mÿ mïñd, ßäßÿ ßöÿ ü ® §ö dämñ fïñë(L)
ASCII MSN name #4: (*)(¯`·._)ü göt më löökïñg §ö ©®äzÿ mÿ ßäßÿ, ïm ñöt mÿ§ëlf(¯`·._)(*)
ASCII MSN name #5: (*)·´`·.¸.»ß£WÄR£ 1 höt ©hï©k·´`·.¸.»(*)
ASCII MSN name #6: (>'.'<)(*)(*)(¯`·._) JaLoUs At My CoOl NiCkNaMe??(¯`·._)(*)(*)(>'.'<)
ASCII MSN name #7: (L)Nö Mätä Wät Ï Ðö Äll Ï Fïñk ßöüt ϧ Ü £vëñ Wëñ Ïm Wïv Mÿ ßöö ßöÿ Ü Kñö Ïm Ç®äzÿ Övä Ü(K)
ASCII MSN name #8: (H)(¯`·._)I Göt DÄ Bê§t msn NiCkNaMeS :) Bêttêr thäñ ÿöür§(¯`·._)(H)
ASCII MSN name #9: (L)wëñ ü §tä®ë äñd §mïlë ät §ömëöñë äñd ït äll fëël§ gööd ü ñöë ü® ïñ lövë(L) :)
ASCII MSN name #10: (*)thëÿ §äÿ ït g®ëät, thëÿ §äÿ ït§ fïñë,....9 möñth§ lätë® thëÿ §äÿ ït äïñt mïñë!(*)
ASCII MSN name #11: (L)(¨`v´¨)HE*LOVES*ME*AND*I LOVE*HIM*WHATS*BETTER*THAN*THAT(¨`v´¨)(L)
ASCII MSN name #12: (*)(¯`._)ÿöü wë®ë ßö®ñ äñ ö®ïgïñäl.... döñ't dïë ä ©öpÿ(¯`._)(*)
ASCII MSN name #13: ¤I didn't dø it, nø ønê §aw mê dø it, thê®ê's nø way u cån p®øvê ånything!¤
ASCII MSN name #14: (¯`·._)§ëë thï§ fä©ë? dïäl 1-800-ü wï§h(¯`·._) :P
ASCII MSN name #15: (F)(¨`v´¨)ï fïñk ßöÿ§ ä®ë fït ß4 ü ä§k ëm öüt! ï lüv ???????(¨`v´¨)(L)
ASCII MSN name #16: (R)(¯`·._)Çhëë®lëädë® 2006(¯`·._)(R)
ASCII MSN name #17: ·´`·.¸.»Ï'vë göt mö®ë thäñ ëñöügh tö mäkë ÿöü d®öp tö ü® kñë맷´`·.¸.» ;)
ASCII MSN name #18: (*)·´`·.¸.»jü§t ©äl më ßüttë® ïm öñ ä ®öll·´`·.¸.»(*)

Wierd MSN name #1: There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Wierd MSN name #2: A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Wierd MSN name #3: Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
Wierd MSN name #4: It tastes like burning.
Wierd MSN name #5: Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Wierd MSN name #6: May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Wierd MSN name #7: Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful.
Wierd MSN name #8: We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd.
Wierd MSN name #9: More and more of our imports come from overseas...